A bit of background… My brother, Drew, and I call each other by 'pet names' such a bitch, whore etc. we recently split the cost of a present and as is expected, Drew paid his half into my bank account. In keeping with tradition he made the payment to "Cheapwhore" and it refelected in my account as coming from Laurenceofmylabia (If you've seen the latest Sex and the City movie, the "Laurence of my Labia" will make sense...).
I had a good giggle the other day when I did some banking and found a payment from Laurenceofmylabia and sent Drew an email letting him know how funny I thought it was. I then received the email below from Drew in response…
"I was at the shops on Saturday and couldn’t find my ATM card. I thought I had probably left it at home but the last time I had used it was at Makro, so thought I would double check by calling the bank to see what my last transaction was. I called the bank and after going through all the security checks he confirmed that my last debit card transaction had been at Makro but then he mentioned that a transfer had been done.
I said that I didn’t know what he was referring to and asked for more detail. I only realised after he was stumbling and sounding very hesitant to explain the transfer that it was the transfer to "Cheapwhore" for R400 from "Laurenceofmylabia"!"
:-)
