About 2 months ago, I registered for online dating, to see what cyber space held in terms of men. And two months later, I'm quite bored and feeling a bit let down. There are definitely not enough new men with anything resembling me requirements joining the site.
But about some of the men who have and who have taken a liking to me….
There are guys who like spanking, girls who want me to join her and her boyfriend (flattering but what I;m looking for right now), guys who can’t spell or string a coherent sentence together, those of few words – "Want to chat?" (how could I resist such a juicy offer??) and those who are just plain stalkerish – if I don’t reply to your first message, I probably won't reply to the ones you send every week after that.
Here is an example…
Spank_me_Red
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN STANDS A PISSED OFF WOMAN WITH A WHIP!
Whack .... whack .... whack ........ I'm sorry Ma`am ..... ! I know I'm a bad boy ..... !! It's up to You to correct my behaviour ..... !
Your wish is my command Ma`am ! May I serve you and buy you toys and lingerie ? What do you desire ? Need an oral slave ? And then again, Im very handy braaing, washing a car or vacuuming in the nude ... specialy if motivated with a whip !
N.B. Apparently I have a very nice spankable behind !!
He describes his ideal match as:
Someone who wont take nonsense from a guy. Someone who will spank his cheecks until they glow in the dark. Someone discreet and trustworthy. Someone who like to be treated like the Goddess she is. Someone like YOU !
Why would you want to spank a adult guy ? Its a great stress releiver taking your frustrations out on a pair of naked buttocks. AND . You always wanted to see a man squirm and moan. AND . You secretly always wanted to do it !? And you will enjoy a naked man kneeling infront of you. AND . Your fantasy is my mission oh Goddess ! ( Available as naked house slave and waiter for your house party as well.) Non-smokers more than welcome to whip this nasty cravings out of me !
I've been on a few dates… the first was fine, but no spark. The second was probably the MOST boring date I think I have ever been on! And the third date turned into a few more dates, but I haven't made up my mind about that yet… I still feel like there is more out there and that it is all so much more exciting!
And the false advertising is amazing! The gingers (who I have huge aversion to) seem to really like me as well…. this freaks me out!! And they tend to describe themselves as having blonde or brown hair…I think not! And then the chunkier guys describing themselves as "Athletic"… maybe in the world of sumo wrestling? And then there are the guys who really shouldn't describe themselves as "Attractive" :) But bless, I guess everyone is trying to feel good about themselves and trying to find their 'soul mate', so best of luck!!
There are more stories to share, mostly about weird people who (probably for good reason) we don’t usually cross paths with, but who actually make me feel very normal and stable!
