Boobs cross the sexual preference divide...

This last weekend, I went to my brother's birthday COCKtail party.

True to form, there were about 20 gay men (at least 13 of whom were GORGEOUS - such a shame!!) and 10 straight women. The one thing we all had in common.... an appreciation (though not necessarily aesthetic) of the DICK.

It was inevitable that conversation throughout the house would be about men, their bodies, action concerning them, assholes that were dated and men who were good at what they did. It seems to me that gay men talk about men the same way straight men talk about women. It's all quite shallow.

But this leads me to the fact that I think gay men miss boobs. There may be something Freudian in that, but they really do! Whenever i go to a 'gay' party, i am almost always guaranteed to be felt up. And no, I'm not complaining!

The last party i was at, i got more than my boobs felt! In all fairness though, my jeans zip had broken and i had (naughtily) decided to go commando that night too. I ended up with a gay/bisexual guys had down my pants just to make sure.

At this party, my Wonderbra was examined closely, my boobs squeezed a bit and then my bra was sneakily undone. Now, i would never let a straight guy go this far, but what's the harm in letting a gay guy get a bit of a fix? At least they actually have the guts to try and not make it seem sleazy!

So from now on, i'm going to stick with cheap thrills from gay men, there is so much less admin and it really is a bit of a desert out there at the moment!

And it's kind of like doing charity work :-)

Time has flown!

WOW! I can't believe that the last time i posted was 5 July! Good lord! I can honestly say it doesn't feel like over a month has gone by!

So... what's been happening? I have been in hibernation for most of the time (that excludes the time i spend working my ass off!). I currently consider my self lucky if i leave the office before the sun goes down. I seem to have become like my father when he worked at a big corporate, though i only have a cat to upset, and it's easy to get back in their good books.... you just feed them and scratch their ears. Hhhmm... almost like a man... easy to satisfy :-)

During the last month i did go away for a long weekend. My brother and i went off to Crystal Springs Mountain Resort, near Pilgrims Rest for a few nights. We did the touristy sightseeing during the day and then sat by the fire and drank loads of wine at night. It was fantastically relaxing! We even partook in some unnecessarily illegal herbs. Just what we needed!

My love life is nowhere at the moment, but that's fine because i hate shaving in winter. I'll get back into the whole game in September. Mr ATNA went and blabbed some information to people who didn't need to know, so he is no longer in the good books. And he has some annoying habits.... so he's turfed. Sorry for you!!

One of my best friends is getting married in a month and i am, naturally, a bridesmaid. So there is a bit of work involved there, but it's all fun and i have the experience.

Facebook has been blocked at work, and it TOTALLY sucks!! I mean, what the hell??? I need to socialise and keep up with the world in general, but no one at work believes me when I say it is an essential marketing tool.... sigh....

And that's about it. I will hopefully write soon again. I keep getting great thoughts and ideas, but time just runs away from me and i end up without any free minutes to get anything down.