Daily Dose of Madness! 17 September 07

Today’s Daily Sun is a goldmine!! Good lord!!! The crazy people are back! WOOOHOOOO!

“ZOMBIE TERROR!”

The Nkabinde family say there life has been turned into hell by a zombie – a young girl who died and then joined the living dead.

Apparently while the ‘journalists’ from the Sun were at the house, notes from the zombie mysteriously appeared. There was also a bottle of Fanta that was full when they put it in the fridge but only half full when they took it out! The zombie admitted to drinking the Fanta in her letters. Scary huh!? A zombie with a conscience?

The zombie also puts bones in their (the Nkabinde family) beds and threw vegetables at them. They need help…. And i don;t mean from the zombie!


“ATTACKED BY SEXY GIRLS!”

This man provoked a group of 13-14 year old girls by calling them little prostitutes. To punish him, the girls dragged him by the pants into a house, threw him on a bed and threatened him with a knife… and used him for sex!

According to the Daily Sun, “One by one they climbed onto his naked body, rubbing their thighs on his sex organs! But the sex attackers did NOT take off their panties!”

After the girls released him, he reported that he had been raped. The next day they were caught and whipped by people in the community.

Right.... a man was raped by a bunch of girls with panties on and also couldn't fight them off? Couldn't or wouldn't is the question....

Ahhh.... and the world seems crazy and right again!