Wednesday 4 July 2012

Story of the week - Driver arrested for masturbating

Courtesy of IOL Motoring

OMG and WTF?!?! Funniest story I have read in a long time! Who knew a man could multi-task like this??

Let's face it - there are probably more fetishes out there than you or I could ever imagine, but this one has got to be among the strangest - and it even effects road safety.

According The Huffington Post, an American man was arrested on Monday for masturbating while driving.

A tow truck driver alerted police after spotting the man driving in the nick and with suspicious arm movements. When pulled over by the cops, the perpetrator was seen battling to get his trousers back on.

While searching him, police also found that the Jeep driver had a toy gun down there, with the barrel reaching into his anus. The base of his man-tool also had a piece of black cloth tied to it.

When questioned about his actions behind the wheel, the man admitted that he had issues and that he was receiving therapy.

No doubt, his list of problems in life now includes a criminal charge of "Lewd and lascivious behaviour."

1 comment:

Azure Celeste said...

Wow. thats just precious!!