"DON'T POKE DOGS!"
Yes, they mean it THAT way! "This must stop... people should have sex with people and dogs should have sex with dogs, said a magistrate!"
Apparently men are now having sex with dogs, and I mean actual dogs. Seems goats are no longer as attractive as they used to be.
The magistrate says, "I'm not impressed by the increasing number of people who are bonking animals". (Yes, she did use the word "bonking)" It is too much to have two bestiality cases in the same court. "There are many women who need men, but you choose to sleep with a dog!" This apparently carries the sentence of 6 months imprisonment or a R3 000 fine.
WTF?? What ever happened to taking matters into your own hands (so to speak) or finding a real human girlfriend? They really can't be all that hard to find! Or even to find yourself a prostitute? That's what they're there for! I'm sure you could negotiate a good rate!?
1 comment:
That's just wrong. :-(
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