This newspaper just keeps getting better and better! It seem though that i have become a bit of a smut junkie now! It's sad, i know, but strangely enjoyable....
"THE GOGO WHO FELL TO EARTH!"
In this story an old lady (miraculously) said she was flying through the sky and crash landed in a yard. Of course, this is the only explanation as to how she got into the yard, surrounded by a 1,8m fence. And naturally the crowd that gathered outside the fence shouted that she should be killed (as you do when you see a flying granny!)
"GUY'S FOOT SNAPS OFF" This guy fell and his foot snapped off...
"HAWKERS SELL TOILET BREAD" In this fascinating story, hawkers are keeping bread loaves cool in public toilets! Now this is a tad misleading... they keep it in the cubicle not the actual toilet.
1 comment:
ROFL - keep 'em coming
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