Wednesday 4 April 2007

Daily dose of madness

The Daily Sun has arrived!

First off… there is a picture of a dead guy on the front page, who was killed by a mob. Not really what I want to look at while eating my Strawberry Pops!

But moving along, here are today's best headlines!

The Grab of Life! Woman's handful beats off rapist! This woman grabbed her would-be rapists penis and made his scream like a girl, thereby alerting her neighbours.

Similar story to yesterday, where a 'gogo' did the same thing and squeezed it until he passed out. Nice!!

Man has sex with a donkey!
A 21 year old man was caught naked, having sex with a donkey near Tzaneen. "Mopani Police Superintendent Moatshe Ngoepe said that there is an increase in the number of bestiality cases. ' Livestock owners are warned to look after their animals. Mainly goats have been victimized for sex, but now it is donkeys. This is quite abnormal.'" Really? You think so???

Cops hunt sex beast's cronies

Tragedy hits man twice!
This poor guy lost his wife and then his car! What is a man to do?

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