Wednesday 18 April 2007

Daily Dose of Madness!

CROWD BURNS EVIL CLOTHES!

A man allegedly killed his father. When the residents of the area saw him in court two weeks later, he was wearing different clothes to those he was arrested in. They broke into his house and took his clothes and burned them on the spot where he killed his father. His clothes are apparently evil because someone brought him a change of clothing. Huh?

THEY DUG HER UP BUT SHE WAS STILL DEAD…

A family dug up the body of a dead relative six months after they buried her, convinced she would come back to life. And guess what… she didn’t! And now the family is going to court. “Even Jesus Christ rose after 3 days, not 6 months! Said magistrate Sam Nkuna “So where did you hear such miracles could happen to a badly decomposed corpse?”

I AM NOT FLYING GOGO!
The lady who was accused of being the “Flying Gogo” (see earlier posts) wants people to stop accusing her of being the “flying gogo”. Apparently she is being mistaken for the ‘flying gogo’ and being accused of being a witch. Her husband says he would never allow her to be a witch.

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