Tuesday 17 April 2007

Daily Dose of Madness!

HORNY TOKOLOSHE FINDS ME SEXY!

I kid you not! Apparently this guy has been sursed. He walks around the streets naked because the tokoloshe told him how sexy he looks naked. According to a relative, “Now he say he doesn’t want sex with the ugly tokoloshe anymore, but when he refuses, it holds him down!”

WTF??

NEVER PINCH A LADY COP’S BUM!

A guy grabbed the bum of a female cop. When she turned around to defend herself, he grabbed her around the neck. When reinforcements arrived and arrested him, he peed in his pants. “The guy apologised to the female cop and tears streamed down his face along with the pee down his legs”.

You CAN”T make this stuff up!!

2 comments:

Shugapaige said...

WTF?!?! Who are these people???

WhizBangLouLou said...

Exactly!