VOICE FROM THE GRAVE
Dead man causes chaos at his own funeral!
“Dig me up and do it again, he said AND SO THEY DID!”
First he didn’t want a coffin. Then he was facing the wrong way!
First, they buried the wrong body. Two days later, they tried again, with the right body. But then, a cold wind sprang up and Mike spoke to them from the grave… saying they were not following his last wishes on earth!
At the actual burial, two 18 year olds went into a trance at the graveside. The mourners didn’t believe them when they said they had to take him out if the coffin, until a sweeping southerly wind started blowing and threw the funeral into a panic. “They frantically ripped the coffin apart and rolled out Mike’s body, wrapped it up in a blanket”.
Apparently Mike wasn’t happy with the design of his grave and being buried in a coffin or the way he was facing.
Talk about high maintenance!
Have you noticed how every headline ends with "!"?
No comments:
Post a Comment